Not So Meet Cute by Meghan Quinn

It's the quintessential question asked to every couple, and the answer is usually some bubbly, lovey-dovey tale of being struck in the bum by Cupid's arrow. But Lottie Gardner's meet-cute was a little different. She was trolling a wealthy neighborhood in Beverly Hills, searching for someone to take her as his bride - you know, to make the archnemesis who just fired her jealous. And billionaire Huxley Cane was conviently stomping around the block like some sort of gorgeous ogre, mumbling about a business deal gone wrong.

That's when they bumped into each other. No sparks. No fireworks. Not even the first seed of blossoming love.